Sunday, December 16, 2012

$10 Walmart Phone That I Can Part With... & Text Messages I Can't Bring Myself to Delete



This holiday season I will be receiving a smartphone replacement for my loyal and durable $10 Walmart go-phone.  The time fast approaches for me to part with my old pal; and the screen blinks with what may be the last "96% memory used" message that I ever read.

Times like these make me terribly sentimental.  As I begin to browse my message inbox and sentbox, deleting old messages, I write this post to salvage a few.

Spelling errors and ego boosts galore.

Here goes:

Sami
12-28-2011 WED 10:24PM
"There's a better time and place for this.  The parks close at dusk."

Allie
01-09-2012 MON 08:40PM
I love you, Sam.

Mad
01-16-2012 MON 10:47AM
to me, A teacup's emptiness is when  I have cleared all the baggage from my head and wake unburdened to the cool spots in the sheets.  Goodnight

Sami
01-17-2012 TUE 09:54PM
I am getting married at the New York Public Library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zachary David
01-31-2012 TUE 11:53AM
Love you too and thanks im trying havent smoked all day fml

Allie
02-03-2012 FRI 08:45PM
I don't even know what to say.  I'm really glad I chose Elon, if for nothing else than because I met you.

Cody B.
02-04-2012 SAT 12:42AM
Sam

Katie Soulmate
02-11-2012 SAT 01:08AM
Your email address

Meg
02-12-2012 SUN 11:49PM
my roommate smacks loudly.......you can imagine my level of insanity right now (thought youd appreciate this since you know my pet peeves so well)

[April 23-September 26 I give up my phone and spend 5+ months in the woods without technology.]

Jay NCCC
11-06-2012 TUE 11:54PM
Im sorry you're conflicted but im glad you're feeling better.  There is a thing called spiratien that you can buy at vitamine cottage and it will ensure that you get your full protein intake.

Zac (downtown)
11-07-2012 WED 06:54AM
Ha think you failed to mention (or sing) that.  I don't think that jerkey could have made anybody else happier

Cedar NCCC
11-07-2012 WED 05:42PM
Thanks drill sergeant.  Watchin chapelle if you want to hang.

Corri Swiss Roll
11-07-2012 WED 09:41PM
Love ya too let's talk this weekend

Carlos Denver
11-07-2012 WED 09:54PM
  Thanks.  I love your speech and I know your going to do amazing tomorrow.

Carlos Denver
11-07-2012 WED 10:28PM
Your so cool.

MAX NCCC
11-08-2012 THU 11:29AM
Sam, I really enjoy your speech.  You're a fantastic writer!

MAX NCCC
11-09-2012 FRI 12:45PM
I regret not saying a proper goodbye, relying on a finger-gun point instead.

Antoinette
11-12-2012 MON 03:36PM
Samee!! Miss you love...i talkd 2 ur aunt ystrdy..so awesum lol hope all is well
<3cheries;*

Griffin
11-15-2012 THU 09:06PM
I need a good snuggle.  You should owe me one when i see you.

Griffin
11-18-2012 SUN 09:31AM
I think your dream stone may or may not be contributing to the insane dreams i've been having.

Griffin
11-19-2012 MON 07:57AM
I was underwater.  I was connected to some kind of machine by a thick cord of a nature i didn't quite understand.  Perhaps it brought air for me to breathe.  'There aren't many fish here' said a voice from the insides of my metal companion.  I agreed while wondering if whoever was inside could stay warm inside all that cold steel.  I go back into my container while we travel.  I never remember my thoughts while inside it.  Maybe it draws them out the same way it steals heat from the man in the machine.  As i emerge from my confined space i feel no less free.  The water is awhirl with the movement of fish.  They form a bubble around me just beyond my reach of my tether but at least i have my thoughts out here in here.  Perhaps if i stood on the steel construct i could reach them.  They do not move away from me but continue to keep a safe distance from my encased partner.  I no longer wish to have them but instead find myself content to watch then swirl around me.  They nearly block all the light and begin to be fish no longer.  Their inky forms begin to blend and their forms are finaly lost to the movement.  I am not afraid but there is still a strong send of urgency.

Griffin
11-19-2012 MON 03:34PM
Been thinking about you a lot today.  And i'm glad you like my dreams.  I figured out of anyone i could have sent that to you would appreciate it the most.  When we get back we should do an art project.

Sami
11-19-2012 MON 04;32PM
Hey girl!  How are you?

Antoinette
11-21-2012 WED 11;17AM
Awwwww.....i miss you!!
<3cheries;*

Dad
11-21-2012 WED 01:18PM
Marriage     The Silent Killer

Dad
11-21-2012 WED 02:25PM
You make me PROUD.

Griffin
11-21-2012 WED 04:15PM
Just ran a 9:52

Thanksgiving messages from: Griffin, MAX NCCC, Antoinette, Zac (downtown)

Mama
11-22-2012 THU 06:41PM
Heads up your brother was talking about going to Paris in march not sure if it's just talk might want to have a conversation with him

Griffin
11-24-2012 SAT 11:35AM
There is a park that i only ever see from one direction.  Perhaps i'll break with tradition some day.

Mama
11-24-2012 SAT 03:47PM
Awesome!  Thank you Paige!  Love you Sam

Mama
11-24-2012 SAT 03:56PM
Mitch says hi!  Says he knows he owes you a letter

Griffin
11-24-2012 SAT 08:48PM
...u're down there make sure you get to Bryce canyon.  On the top 5 for most beautiful places i have ever seen.  Dont miss the chance.  That and antelop canyon in az are the coolest of all.

Meg
11-24-2012 SAT 10:10PM
My life has been crazy the past week

Mad
11-24-2012 SAT 10:23PM
We are at Disney and I miss you

Griffin
11-25-2012 SUN 07:02AM
I want to build my house into the side of a canyon wall.

Griffin
11-25-2012 SUN 07:07AM
When i read your text right after you sent it i wasn't awake enough to know what you were talking about.  I was so confused.  So i went back to sleep and then dreamed about children made from broken pottery.  I have a neat visual image of you in that room with the pottery now.

Griffin
11-25-2012 SUN 11;46AM
And i like the way you do things and then think about the things that were done.

Marla
11-26-2012 MON 01:32PM
your current one and the one after that and the one after that :)

Sami
11-28-2012
School stuff.  I have a quiz, an essay, a proposal for a 10 - 15 page essay, and a huge poster project all due this week.  Plus, it's Sagar's birthday on Friday

Zac (downtown)
11-29-2012 THU 03:00PM
I wielded a machete yesterday and worked a tractor today, both with no instructions.  It' a good week.  How are the boys & girls?

Chelsea NCCC
12-01-2012 SAT 04:02PM
Radsauce

Mad
12-03-2012 MON 05:26AM
I am really glad you love zack as optimistically as you do.  I love you both so much.  I think that is why I am so hard on you, you come to mature decisions quicker.  I am glad you went to elon because then you wouldn't have had all this woods and stuff.

Cedar NCCC
12-04-2012 TUE 10:00AM
I wrote a poem for you.  It's my first time writing a poem for someone else.
Pork for Sam
When I first saw you, I was scared to even talk, afraid that I would start then balk, that day when you first sat by me, I was scared to turn my head and see, why a girl like you would bother sitting with a guy like me.  Once I started talking to you, and you talked to me, our friendship started there like a fire flare.  Your friendship and time we share I cherish more, than squirrel, a nut tree, and my mom  and her coffee.  This is how important you are to me.

Hope you like it.

Don't laugh, though I know you will.  It was on my bucket list.

Thanks for providing the inspiration for my poem and for inspiring me to say how I feel about others, and be more confident in general.  You can cross inspire someone off you of your (bucket) list.  You taught me that life's too short and to take some risks.  You also got me to make my own bucket list.

Would you mind helping with some of my bucket list?  I'll help with some of yours.

Allie
12-04-2012 TUE 05:33PM
I was talking to my aunt and she told me something that really struck me.  I said "I just want to be one of those people who find a school they love and go there for four years." she said "Maybe it's not so much they love their school but that they love their life."

Allie
12-04-2012 TUE 06:52PM
What if I did Americorps?

And like, got over myself.

And then did school when I figured my shit out.

Maybe I just need to take my life less seriously.

Griffin
12-10-2012 MON 07:51AM
You are a really great person and i'm glad that i know you.  Your compassion for people and your fortitude are things that i really admire.  Please don't ever lose that.

Fei TL
12-10-2012 MON 09:33AM
Thanks sam.  No one has approached me as of yet.  But we should talk later, maybe after dinner

Antoinette
12-10-2012 MON 12:30PM
Hey love..jus letn u knw im tinkn of u and miss u

Griffin
12-10-2012 MON 08:21PM
From the butt dial i recieved it sounds as though hell has quite a few children.

09:48PM
I'd like to see some of your journal thoughts at some point.

Kelly NCCC
12-11-2012 TUE 01:20PM
Seriously, what are you trying to gain out of this situation?

01:22PM
I am not understanding it at all

01:31PM
You are breaking up the team in more ways than just one and not everyone knows

Griffin
12-11-2012 TUE 02;15PM
Heart hot head cold.  You can only build half a bridge; it takes the other person to build the other half.  A month from now you are going to look back through this and you will be a stronger person because of it.

02:16PM
I'm going commando the rest of the day in your honor.

Zachary David
12-11-2012 TUE 09:18PM
Are you ok

Jamie Counselor
12-12-2012 WED 09:51AM
  Do your best to be mindful to make decisions today that help you feel better by staying in balance.  It can be very healing to honor your feelings by practicing good self care, and not indulging in any negativity.  Let me know how I can be of help to you, Samantha.

Griffin
12-12-2012 WED 02:02PM
Happy last repeating date we will see in our lifetime!  Use it wisely!

 07:30PM
Thinking of you.

Mad
12-12-2012 WED 07:34PM
Okay pickle

Bear NCCC
12-13-2012 THU 11:37AM
Cottage Noodle Bake 8 oz. curly noodles, cooked and drained 1 lb. ground beef 1 1/4 t garlic salt 8 oz. tomato sauce 1 1/2 c cottage cheese 1/2 c sour cream 1 bunch green onions grated cheddar cheese for top  Cook meet and drain , add garlic salt, simmer a few minutes, add a little water if it seems too dry.  Put this in a bowl and mix in remaining ingredient, put in pan and top with grated cheese.  Bake at 350 degrees for about 30 minutes.  ENJOY!!

Justin
12-14-2012 FRI 04:37AM
Ha :) it's true you're a very unique person and I have the utmost respect for you and what you do and who you are

Alex
12-14-2012 FRI 09:54AM
Saw your post.  refreshing.  I just recently decided to change my major to history and pursue what I love instead of what society and my family want me to pursue..

(ATeusaw@gmail.com)

Bear NCCC
12-14-2012 FRI 11:28AM
Sam, ill love you no matter what you did you were doing your job and by that  I messed up what (*that) much I can say trust me i learn from my mistakes

Griffin
12-14-2012 FRI 09:45PM
Also that sad awkward moment when you realize that like no one is going to show up to a lock in because twenty children were murdered today.

Sami
12-15-2012 SAT 11:51AM
Aw!  I miss you too!  I am def excited to see you and here about your secret plans!!

Cedar
12-15-2012 SAT 06:41PM
You shall not text!  (context was dorky LOTR conversation)

Bear NCCC
12-15-2012 SAT 09:10PM
Im leaving you some more little note books to write in because I know how mic you love that, I'm gonna slide them under your door Before I leave monday



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